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As a scientist, I am privy to thoughts, ideas and emotions that ordinary lay-people would literally murder for. Today that will not be necessary, however, as I am feeling generous and am prepared to divulge a few of my keener insights. Of course, the most common query a scientist of my caliber receives is whether or not rainbows are actually made of dreams. The answer, I regret to inform you, is resoundingly negative. Rainbows, naturally, are made almost entirely by gnome illusionists, pictured here: