THOSE TREASONOUS LECHERS!

THE MUSICAL BAND HAS WOKEN ME FROM MY AFTERNOON SIESTA AND I AM LIVID, JUST LIVID! I AM SPITTING RAISIN-SIZE FLECKS OF SPITTLE AND RADIATING QUANTA OF WHITE HOT FURY! MY PANTALOONS HAVE GROWN THREE SIZES TOO TIGHT! THERE IS A HIGH-PITCHED WHISTLING EMITTING FROM THE PORES IN MY SKIN AND I AM SALIVATING FEROCIOUSLY! A HONEY POT HAS JUST TIPPED OVER! I CANNOT SEE THE COLOURS BLUE NOR ORANGE DUE TO MY OVERPOWERING RAGE! VEXACIOUS PLUMTREES AND KALEIDOSCOPIC DANDY PUFFS, FORTHWITH MINE ORBIT IST STRIPPING CLEEAANNN...