boiling in the frothy sea!

I know that it isn't proper 'webiquette' to 'weblog' twice in one 'webday', but web something websome webs web must webbitywebbityweb.

I have some interest in astro-biology.

Anyway, here's the real reason for my second blog entry: my foot got caught in the food processor while I was stomping the dishes clean. This isn't normally news, except that it happened entirely IN MY MIND!

Seriously, that's it. Catch you on the flippy dippy.

wetly bursting forthward

I always suspected that this "Internet" would one day make something of itself. And so it has, gloriously climaxing in this: Letters meticulously arranged in such a fashion as to precisely represent various concepts and ideas.

This weblog is the gate between worlds. In binary terms, consider it the hermaphroditic '2', to the lady 0 and brother 1.

I could go for a sandwich made entirely by science.

This is a breath of fresh air and you know it! Onto the facts, Jack:

- This morning I awoke in a bed of lettuce, moistened with dew.
- When I rubbed the sand out of my eyes the resultant sparks set fire to my draperies, which were given to me by the Pope.
- Using only a handful of grass and a lock of my own hair, I thoughtfully weaved a weblog.

That's it for now, that's all. Catch you on the flippy dippy.