I invented a vitamin!

Vitamin H, it's called. But that tale can wait for another day.
I received a call from The Concierge, but it was nothing but business. He has recently taken a job with Lovitz & Grundle, which is a telephone marketing company located nearby and is held in the lowest standing. Apparently, it was an accident that had him calling me. What follows is an exact transcription from my own telephone which is bugged for reasons of my own:
H: Hullo, this is Norway.
The C: Yes, hello, fine, I am calling from Lovitz & Grundle and I am looking for a Mr. Murphison.
H: The Concierge?
The C: Mr. Murphison, please.
H: God-damn it all. This is Herbert Ulysses Norway, you arrogant whelp!
The C: Are you satisfied with your current circulatory system?
H: God-damn it, the Concierge, you have been told not to telephone me by several law-men.
The C: Are you aware of the properties of aluminum?
H: We are not having this conversation and you know entirely well that I do.
The C: (low moaning)
H: Aluminum has a melting point of 660.37°C, boiling point of 2467°C, specific gravity of 2.6989 (20°C), and valence of 3.
The C: My blood... feels different.
H: (Hangs up)

It is good to know that he is getting his life under control.