Norway as Trickster

Like a bee is busy, so too is Herbert. I had been meticulously planning a series of hilarious events for my colleague Mr. Murphison to enjoy this April Fool's Day for well over a month. I think you're really going to enjoy these.

Event One: Replace his reading glasses with a bag of saw-dust.

That's as far as I had gotten, and as we are now knee-deep in the Fool's Day, I lament that this may be the extent of my shenanigans. What is more, I cannot seem to come into the possession of an amount of saw-dust, or a bag. Woe!

Those who know him also know that Murphison is a man of the deepest taste. Good on you, Steve. You win again, you rascal!