My Autobiography

A good title is always crucial in the high-stakes world of competitive literature. I've been writing my autobiography in my mind since I was born, and now all I require is to birth it unto the physical realm and christen it. What follows is 8-10 (6) ideas, pregnant with potential:

- Scarf: The Herbert U. Norway Chronicles
- Two Heaping Tablespoons of Fresh Herb
- The Story of the Angriest Man Who Ever Lived and How No One Has Remembered His Birthday Ever
- Ulysses 2
- It's Entirely Your Fault I'm This Way
- The Hate-Glass is Half Full: Confessions of an Incurably Optimistic Misanthrope

Wow, are you as riveted as I already am?

Computers made of bacteria.
Computers made of BACTERIA.
Computers made of BACTERIA!
COMPUTERS MADE OF BACTERIA!!!

I could smell this coming a mile away, yet I still could not even begin to prepare for it.

Computers made out of bacteria.

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