My Favourite Plants

Who has their Christmas shopping done? Herbert does. This is because I refuse to sway with the rest of the wheat on the prairie as the cold breeze of commercialism sweeps this way and that. Also because I do not have any friends or family. The musical group say they have purchased me a new woolen scarf, but I saw first-hand the drummist sampling my private banana supply and I refuse to accept anything from them save recompensation.
People have been making claims that I am 'furious' and 'furious all the time'. I suppose this is because I generally do my typography when I am feeling particularly emotional. To try to eliminate any bias you may have regarding ol' Herb, here is a list of my favourite plants, listed in order of which is the most favourable (at the top) descending to the less favourable, although still among my favourites (at the bottom):

- daffodils
- papyrus
- eucalyptus
- willow tree
- sparrow branch

Dishonourable mention:
- sycamores

See, it's not all frothing and shrieking around here!